Knick knacks

Be afraid..be very afraid The Cobwebs, bow! Where's Spidey? mY oh mY

Stack 'em up!

Resbak

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.

"Careful. CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my goodness!"

"You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my!"

"WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK!"

"Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you'recooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY?"

"Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you alwaysforget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him. "What's wrong with you? You think I don't know howto fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like whenI'm driving."

A Short Story

Man driving down road.
Woman driving up same road.
They pass each other.
The woman yells out the window, PIG!
Man yells out window, B I T C H!
Man rounds next curve.
Crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies.


Thought for the Day: If only men would listen!

Recyclable & Non-recyclable

In line with our Mayor's strict waste segregation campaign, I too have started segregating, not trash but Kimi's clothes. =) Classified into 6: Di na pwede, Pwede pa sa ilang gamitan, Ginagamit, Malapit ng gamitin, Di pa pwedeng gamitin and Pwede pang pakinabangan ng iba. I just want everything organized period!

Kimi seems to increase his size and weight exponentially. Carrying him is just like going to the gym & burning calories. He may be 3.5 months old but he looks like a 6 month old already. The milk nutrients know where to lodge themselves obviously. The site is rewarding 'though.

Now, our baby can mumble, giggle, interact, turn to the side, hold his head and cry & yell to the max when cranky. His body can move untiringly 'til his palms and soles become sweaty. However, the hand-to-mouth practice is uncontrollable and magnifying. I MUST put mittens at times.

We bought a few toys for him but he prefers his fingers more. Ok na rin kasi baka kasali sila sa mga recalled Fisher Price toys na may lead. Anyways, I've tasted the toys myself and didn't do me any harm. *kidding*

Well, I'm feeling senti. Before I know it, he'll soon be walking on his own. Kimi is no longer a "baby". He's a little boy in the making. *sigh*

Happy Bday to Me..

This blog's turning 1 in 5 days. Time flies so fast. As I had been saying, had I not been short, I may have hanged around THERE much longer.

So to blogspot, thanks for the "memory", really. *wink*

I may have said a lot of nonsense for the past 2 years, nonetheless, I don't regret anything. I just hope, however, I was able to hit my targets. If no effect, then they may either be bato or mababaw to comprehend.

At least I have a diversion and can never be reprimanded. Sad news is my fingers are starting to deteriorate..

Here's my past:
October 2005
October 2006

Yield

It's never too late to Stop..Look..Listen..

Tao po!!!!!

After my appointment with the haircutter yesterday, I decided to pass by the "mass mall" to inquire on something since I was already out. As the saying goes: "Hitting 2 birds with 1 stone". Had I not been free after, I would not have gone there knowing beforehand that they were having the usual 3-day sale. Of course, lotsa lotsa lotsaaaaa peeps.

The irony is despite the buzz I didnt see anyone I sincerely know but one. 'Twas like finding a needle in a haystack like PCR, i.e., pahirapan. =)

Majority are lowlanders and it's so obvious. Does it mean that Baguio people are anti-social? Perhaps, semi anti-social. Some would rather stay at home, watch tv and be with the family or also go malling, however, when the moles have gone back to their holes.

I didn't stay long not only because I am a crowd hater but I am paranoid. I couldn't imagine myself experiencing a similar tragedy ala Glorietta 2.

Sheesh!

..bomb sniffing dogs please!

Trapo!

What can Baguio boast of now? With all the rubbish filling the nooks, can we still call ourselves a tourist attraction? Perhaps, yes, i.e., negatively. One tourist even texted a radio station that he would never come back to our City. It's not our loss anyway, since they too contribute to pollution. Oooops! Sad but true..

Thanks but no thanks to Peter Rey's stiffness.

Baguio City is gradually NABUBULOK..

Infection

The limited features of a friendly site might have pushed a few of my friends to shift to multiply.com. Not to mention the redundant buttons/icons. I, for many times, have been invited to join. I've had my own account idle for sometime as I don't find the site amusing and I have my blogspot to abuse not until recently however. Looks like I have caught the fever from Pi & D. Sila ang mastermind! ;p I have nothing new to offer 'though. The good thing is I could import my old blog. There's no need to create doubles. And if not for that feature, tatamarin din akong i-update iyon ano? =) Kaso mukhang mas maganda pa rin ang itsura ng MSN.

Well..

This is another way to reconnect especially if you're fed up with the old means, old lay out. I guess this is the price of being a home body with internet access. Surf, surf and be merry!

Tara! Maki-riot na! ;p

Sorting Out

I've skipped archiving my previous, previous posts. I planned to do this monthly (not really for anybody, i.e., for myself), but, alas! I keep on forgetting..courtesy of the epidural anes. *sigh*

Here it is:

September 2005
September 2006

October 2005
October 2006

What is Domestic Partnership?

...genuine, no ethnic slur, transcends size & breed

Haaaaaay...

...wala na ko sa kalendaryo!!!

grrr!! ;p

Kimi's Angels

Angel of God, my guardian dear, to whom His love commits me here, Ever this day be at my side, to light and guard, to rule and guide. Amen.

All whiz..made in China

Yes, indeed! Use Virgin Pulps? huh? please explain..

FYI

No comments on the Desperate issue nor the Cory "slut" issue. I'll leave it to the losers. Got more important things to do.. ;p

Round post

Left jab
Right jab
Exploiting bones
Sweat and blood.

Upper cut
Lower cut
Kangaroo attack.

Box! Box! Box!
East, West, South
Wham! Bam!
Total knock out!

note: just joining the fever

Grapevine...not!

Weeping willow
Mummified bark
Twigs and branches
Subzero spark.

Wilted flowers
Dehydrated fruit
Roots are numb
Location acute.

Stupid shrub
Deaf, mute and blind
Bow!
Carcass left behind.

Masamang Damo

The witch in white
Brain size ala mite
Stares so filthy
Principles are moldy.

The witch in red
Expressions are dead
Trying hard to fit
Seasonal prickly heat!

The witch in black
Beelzebub-in-a box
Madam verbal diarrhea
Flush..flush.

..you!

Rain or Shine...

...nothing can hinder Kimi from gallivanting, may it be the traffic made by La Trinidad jeepneys nor the weather shift. As always, safe and sound asleep come what may.